I’ve implemented a new policy at work. It’s called the Dachshund Speed Bump. Anyone traveling through the shop must slow down to pet me. This has been initiated because far too many people are entering and leaving the shop without saying hello to me. These people do not know what they are missing!
In order to get the ball rolling on this new store policy, I have strategically placed myself on the shop floor, camouflaged as a speed bump. Anyone who tries to cross without petting me will have their ankles bitten. (ok I’m lying….I don’t bite, but I WILL be thinking about it)!
That is all.
#1 Store Employee,
Ammo the Dachshund
Hehehehe…my brudder does dat at home cuz you know, he don’t work! He lazy. Course then mum trips on him then her goes flying through da air…it fun to watch.
Puddles
LOL He is so cute!!
I am a fan of this technique and will use it in my home for all new guests… thank you for the wonderful suggestion!
~ Noodles, the long dog
http://www.noodlesthelongdog.blogspot.com