I know you all are DYING to know what I’m going to be for Halloween. Me too!

See the things is, I’ve been so busy getting ready for my big performance this weekend that I forgot to get a new Halloween costume. I know, the horror! So I decided to dig through our box of Halloween goodies instead.

I didn’t get very far before I discovered my Dad’s Mullet wig from when he dressed up as Joe Dirt in college. I mean just look how cool he looked in it…..

Dad as Joe Dirt & Mom as “the bride” in Kill Bill

Except when I tried on the mullet wig I looked more like this…..

Yeah I know, it kinda lost the “mullet effect”.

I think I look more like a lion than a dude with a mullet.

So with my mullet idea shot, I was back to square one with the costume hunt. But then I remembered I had my costume from last year!

It’s my Dragon costume!! (or I guess Dinosaur however you look at it)

I must have bulked up my muscles since last year, because I don’t remember my dragon shirt being quite so tight….

Although I kinda like the skin-tight look…..how else am I supposed to show off my guns?

or maybe…….

I could be a Dragon with a Mullet!!?

ugh, you’re right….still looks like half lion half Dragon, but it could work? I look fierce!

Scratch that. I just look like a tool.

Maybe I’ll just have to enjoy Halloween in the costume I was born with this year…..

My BIRTHDAY SUIT!

You know you want a hug from a naked Dachshund!! I’m super cute! wink wink

So in conclusion…..I still don’t know what I’m being for Halloween….I guess you will have to wait until the big day to find out! Perhaps I’ll get lucky and find something worthy of being worn by a Super Doxie at the Horse Expo this weekend. You never know!