I’m pretty much the king of camping.

I’m so good at camping, that I even bring along my pony when I go camping.

Want to see inside my tent? It’s pretty cool.

I unrolled the sleeping bags all by myself.

Want to come see how I collect sticks for the campfire?

It’s key to whittle your sticks down to the right size – something they probably don’t tell you in the boy scouts, and I know, because I’m a stick collecting expert.

But as much as I’m an expert in all of the camping ways, could someone please do me a favor….

Can you tell the tent manufacturers that they really need to start making built in doggie-doors.

This is really cramping my style!