Spider Monkey

Spider the kitten is like my little sister. She’s really fun to pick on and make fun of. Mom says it will come back to bite me in the butt someday. But until then I’m gonna torture her all I want!

Hey Spider……come here, I gotta tell you something….

…. “You look like a Monkey and smell like one too”…..hehe….

Ahhhh, run!

She’s coming to get me!

Yeah, that’s right – keep looking. You can’t find me because I’m the fastest wiener dog ever!

I know you’re plotting some sort of revenge against me. But if you promise not to claw me, I’ll TRY to stop eating your kitty food. I’ll try.

Love,

Your big bro

Ammo

 

P.S. Trooper says you smell like farts! hehe

7 Comments

  1. Trooper

    Hey Ammo–I never said Spider smells like farts….I am the one that taught Spider to climb trees very fast. I know just when Spider needs to practice her climbing technique. Have you seen how well her claws grip the bark. HE HE HE!!!!

  2. Rhonda

    You had better be careful Ammo….Spider might be planning revenge….remember; cats don’t get mad, they get even >:!

    • Ammo

      oh snap! really? I better watch my back.

  3. Linda

    Ammo, you really are a little stinker!

  4. gotta go with your mom on this one Ammo. Just remember that karma is a witch.

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