Busy Weekend on the Farm

Phew! I don’t know about you, but I had a busy weekend!

Ammo the Dachshund on the Farm

I spent most of my time on the farm, helping to run the horse show, and even doing a little construction work.

Ammo the Dachshund on the Farm

Well, I may have squeezed in some quality time with my ponies too.

Ammo the Dachshund on the Farm

So after my busy weekend, I’m looking a little bit like this. And it was so wild in fact that I even lost my collar – somewhere on the farm! (Mom and I are off to search for it this morning).

But not to worry, I should be fully recovered from weekend-overdose tomorrow – and I’ll be back to share my exciting weekend adventures with you! Ammo the Dachshund

The Elusive Golden Bear

When I took a trip over the weekend to visit the flea markets in Kutztown, Pa – I didn’t just end my adventure with pillaging for buried treasures. No, there was another reason to travel north – to hunt for the elusive Golden Bear.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Kutztown University // The Golden Bear

See Mom and Dad both attended Kutztown University, home of the Golden Bear – a magical creature I’m sure, and I was dead set on finding said bear.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Kutztown University // The Golden Bear

But before I could head to campus in search of my Golden Bear I took a trip downtown where I took a nap on the sidewalk as mom and dad ate lunch. I must say, I attracted quite a few college students with my stunning good looks, but that was to be expected.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Kutztown University // The Golden Bear

After lunch I made my way to campus where I began my search for the golden bear.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Kutztown University // The Golden Bear

I searched high and low for my bear.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Kutztown University // The Golden Bear

I really thought my bear would be in the school fountain too – on account of how hot it was – but sadly no bear here.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Kutztown University // The Golden Bear

Then just when I was about to declare the golden bear as truly elusive – he decided to sneak up behind me.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Kutztown University // The Golden Bear

Oh Golden Bear, you’re just as glorious as I expected.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Kutztown University // The Golden Bear

Have you found an elusive creatures lately? Ammo the Dachshund

Flea Market Adventures

Over the weekend I took a trip with Mom and Dad to the Flea Markets near Kutztown, PA.

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Adventures

Being that I typically work on Saturdays, (when most flea markets are open) I’ve never actually been to one before.

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Adventures

I spent the afternoon pillaging and searching for buried treasures among the isles upon isles of flea market goodies. There was certainly no shortage of new smells to be found.

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Adventures

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Adventures

Our first stop was the Kutztown Flea Market, with venders selling everything from glassware to toy dinosaurs. I had my eye on one of those Dinos, but sadly mom reminded me they would be much happier going home with a little boy who would love them than a dachshund that wanted to chew their heads off. She did have a point.

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Adventures

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Adventures

Next stop was the Renningers Flea Market where I met some interesting people and even more interesting treasures. Dad and I immediately were drawn to all the tools and weapons (it’s a guy thing).

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Adventures

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Adventures

And we even found some antique AMMO!

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Hunting

Our final flea market of the day was unlike anything you have ever seen before. Isles upon isles of hidden finds line this amish barn that is only found through word of mouth.

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Hunting

The best part is that most of the funds raised through the sale of donated items at this amish thrifting paradise is donated to charity.

Ammo the Dachshund // Flea Market Weekend

By the end of the day I was left looking like this! Flea Market Adventures are much harder than they look!

P.S. Not to worry, this photo was taken right after I was given a full bowl of ice cold water and was comfortably relaxing in the cool AC. The tongue was for dramatic effect.Ammo the Dachshund

No Safety Net

Yesterday Mom and Dad did something totally crazy and thrilling and adventurous – and I wasn’t even invited!

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

They went zip lining without me! Can you believe it!?

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

I was pretty annoyed that I wasn’t allowed to go along, even after I offered to provide my own helmet, so I decided to have an adventure of my own on the farm.

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

Mountain Climbing is much more exciting anyway!

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

Yeah, you go ahead and have your thrills while safely tethered to a zip line – I on the other hand live life on the edge, and you’ll see no safety net here.

Ammo the Dachshund // Mountain Climbing // Ziplining

What kind of adventures did you have this weekend? Ammo the Dachshund

A Trip to the Vet

After my little oopsie on Sunday mom decided to take me to the vet on monday morning just to make sure my boo boo was taken care of properly.

Ammo the Dachshund gets a boo boo

Ammo the Dachshund goes to the vet

Going to the vet’s office is one of my least favorite things to do. Everyone there is very nice, however I can’t help but relive the day I was neutered everytime I enter those double doors, do you blame me?

Ammo the Dachshund goes to the vet

Sitting and waiting to see the vet is one of the worst parts, because I’m never sure what horrible thing will happen to me while I’m there. Will I get my nails trimmed, are they going to shove a thermometer up my butt, or am I going to be poked with needles?

Ammo the Dachshund goes to the vet

These questions plagued my mind as I awaited uncertain doom.

Ammo the Dachshund goes to the vet

This time though, I got off with only a little bit of doom…..in the form of a buzz cut!

Ammo the Dachshund goes to the vet

The vet said she could have stapled my cut shut to prevent any scarring, but mom (thank goodness) opted to let me go the most comfortable route and have it heal naturally. Plus scars are kinda cool…..even if I didn’t earn it doing anything that exciting.

I do however have to take antibiotics – which aren’t that bad considering I get a big spoonful of cream cheese with it – and mom has to clean and dress my cut a couple times a day. It was totally worth it though, especially since it meant I didn’t have to miss monday afternoon agility class!

Ammo the Dachshund // Dog Agility

My classmates think I’m super tough now too, especially after I told them I got this scar during a crazy fight with a ground hog. Shhhh! It’s our little secret. Ammo the Dachshund

Sweet Hole-digging Heaven!

Oh sweet glorious day! You’ll never guess what showed up on the farm!

Ammo the Dachshund - Hole Digging Heaven - Backhoe on the Farm

You are gonna pee your pants in excitement, just like I did!

Ammo the Dachshund - Hole Digging Heaven - Backhoe on the Farm

It’s a backhoe!! As in, ground hogs watch out, I’ve hit the hole-digging jackpot.

Ammo the Dachshund - Hole Digging Heaven - Backhoe on the Farm

I’m totally serious when I say this (just look at my face), this is like the greatest day ever!

Ammo the Dachshund - Hole Digging Heaven - Backhoe on the Farm

Only one problem, I can’t find the keys.

Ammo the Dachshund - Hole Digging Heaven - Backhoe on the Farm

I asked mom for the keys, but she said that I wasn’t allowed to operate heavy machinery without my helmet – not to mention that the backhoe was for building Trooper’s new house, not for digging groundhog hunting holes. I tried to reason with her that Trooper would be thankful I used the backhoe to rid his future home-site of those pesky critters, but it was no use.

Ammo the Dachshund - Hole Digging Heaven - Backhoe on the Farm

So it’s off to plan B. Does anyone know how to hot wire a backhoe? Ammo the Dachshund

Dachshunds Allowed in the Automatic Car Wash

Last weekend I got to go on a brand new adventure!

Ammo the Dachshund goes through the car wash

When Mom pulled up to the automatic car wash, I had no idea what was in store. There seemed to be a lot of “No” rules – but thank goodness it didn’t say “No wiener dogs”.

Ammo the Dachshund goes through the car wash

I watched in fascination as the swirly-ma-jigs and what-za-ma-call-its whipped around the truck.

Ammo the Dachshund goes through the car wash

It was very loud and noisy, but brave super heroes like me never get scared.

Ammo the Dachshund goes through the car wash

When the car wash was over I was a wee bit sad.

Ammo the Dachshund goes through the car wash

“Oh mom, can we please drive through the biggest mud puddle we can find so we can ride through the car wash again?” Ammo the Dachshund

Trip to Wyebrook Farm

Yesterday I took a trip to Wyebrook Farm in Honeybrook, PA.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Wyebrook Farm

I’ve been to many farms before – but mom told me this one was a little bit different.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Wyebrook Farm

From their website:

At Wyebrook Farm, we provide an alternative to the industrial food supply. By creating a diverse polyculture on our farm, we produce the healthiest animals and best food without the use of artificial fertilizers, pesticides, herbicides, hormones or antibiotics.

We believe that the only way to guarantee that the food you eat is healthy, safe and nutritious is to know the farmer who produced it. We sell the products of the farm from a historic barn on the farm so that our customers can see our animals and our farming practices. We encourage you to tour the farm and ask us questions. By purchasing food from Wyebrook Farm, you support the local community and ensure that this part of Chester County retains the agricultural character that has made it one of the most productive and beautiful places in America.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Wyebrook Farm

At Wyebrook Farm they have a cafe that is open on the weekends as well as a market that sells their farm raised meats and veggies.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Wyebrook Farm

The food was delicious, but I was really excited to take a tour of the farm.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Wyebrook Farm

I met some really cute chicks along the way.

Ammo the Dachshund visits Wyebrook Farm

I even got to meet this portly fellow – who despite looking somewhat friendly, scared the bejeezes out of me!

Ammo the Dachshund visits Wyebrook Farm

It ended up being a really fun day – and we even stopped for ice cream on the way home! I have no doubt I’ll be back again, and next time I’ll work up the courage to tell that pig who’s boss. Ammo the Dachshund

4th of July at the Fair

Yeah, so it’s been nearly 2 weeks, but I realized that I completely forgot to share my adventures from the 4th of July! I guess I’ve been so busy having fun that I just plain forgot. Well, better late than never – so here’s how it all went down….

I spent a good portion of my day on the 4th at the Downingtown Good Neighbor Day in town.

4th of July - Downingtown Good Neighbor Day - Ammo the Dachshund

I oohed and ahhed over all the giant stuffies just begging to be de-stuffed that were hanging around.

4th of July - Downingtown Good Neighbor Day - Ammo the Dachshund

I also may have pouted a bit when mom said it was way too hot (and I was too little) to go on any rides.

4th of July - Downingtown Good Neighbor Day - Ammo the Dachshund

I got over it pretty quick though when we started to walk around through the craft venders and I got to meet some new friends.

4th of July - Downingtown Good Neighbor Day - Ammo the Dachshund

And don’t get me started on the food! Is it just me or is fair food just so delish? There were so many choices I just didn’t know what to get.

4th of July - Downingtown Good Neighbor Day - Ammo the Dachshund

Mom and I ended up sharing some chicken on a stick, and we were so glad we did – because it’s the best chicken we’ve ever had! Later we even got some funnel cake.

4th of July - Downingtown Good Neighbor Day - Ammo the Dachshund

The nice thing about Downingtown Good Neighbor Day is that it’s right along the Brandywine River, which means I got to take a dip in the river to cool off – which was perfect on this hot hot summer day.

After spending such a nice afternoon at the fair I headed over to MomMom and PopPop’s house for a cookout and swim.

ammo the dachshund at the pool

Adventures completed, and a belly full of yummy food -I can safely say it was one of my favorite days! What fun things did you do to celebrate on the 4th? Ammo the Dachshund

Beating the Heat – Canoeing down the Brandywine River

Last weekend I took an expedition down the Brandywine River via canoe. You may remember that I went on a similar adventure last summer.

Ammo the Dachshund - Canoeing down the Brandywine River

This time it was a much bigger family affair as even my Uncle Taylor came too while he was up visiting from North Carolina.

Ammo the Dachshund - Canoeing down the Brandywine River

Since we only have one canoe at the farm we had to make room for our extra passengers by adding some blow-up rafts and even a snow tube.

Ammo the Dachshund - Canoeing down the Brandywine River

It ended up being quite the adventure with frequent pit-stops to re-pump said rafts, a couple of spider incidents (with one wolf spider hitching a ride on mom’s leg – I screamed – but she brushed it off like nothing happened), and a nest of ants and their babies threatening to eat us alive when we accidentally tipped the canoe – all of which we had a good laugh about later.

Ammo the Dachshund - Canoeing down the Brandywine River

Ammo the Dachshund - Canoeing down the Brandywine River

All in all it was the perfect way to spend a hot summer day!

So what do you do to beat the summer heat? I’m thinking for my next canoe trip I’ll have to bring along some pupsicles! Yum! Ammo the Dachshund