Not a Morning Dog

Anyone who knows me knows that I’m not a morning dog.

ammo sleeping in

I don’t wake up at 5am and demand to be fed my breakfast….no, I sleep until someone tells me it’s time to get up.

ammo sleeping in

Usually I’m awakened by the sound of kibble being poured into my bowl in the kitchen, because really, who can resist that sound?

ammo sleeping in

Eventually I mosey into the kitchen and eat – but unlike you might think, I don’t go outside for a morning romp – instead I find a new comfy spot to sleep.

ammo sleeping in

Despite the fact that mom says we have to be at work in an hour, I just can’t muster the energy to get my day started.

ammo sleeping in

So instead I happily snooze my morning away until I’m forced to go outside for a potty break or mom carries me to the car for our ride to the shop or the farm.

I may not be a morning dog, but if you had as many adventures as I do you might be a little less willing to get out of bed in the morning too.

Monsters Under the Bed

ammo the dachshund

Oh hey, did you come to have a slumber party with me?

ammo the dachshund monsters under the bed

There’s plenty of room for everyone on my new bed.

ammo the dachshund monsters under the bed

But wait, did you hear that?

ammo the dachshund monsters under the bed

I should have known this would happen. Every time I try to have a slumber party the monster under my bed complains about not being invited.

ammo the dachshund monsters under the bed

Oh monster, you’re so gonna get it.

ammo the dachshund monsters under the bed

I hear you down there, and you’re not gonna like it if I have to come down there.

ammo the dachshund monsters under the bed

ammo the dachshund monsters under the bed

ammo the dachshund monsters under the bed

Sigh. Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet and invite the monster to your slumber party if you ever want to get any shut eye.