Spider. The Monkey?

I’m pretty sure that Spider the Kitten isn’t really a kitten at all. She’s a monkey! Well, a goofy looking monkey, but still a monkey.

Certainly looks like a monkey right? I half expected her to be carrying around a bunch of bananas.

I’m not gonna lie, I was a bit jealous. I mean I can’t climb trees! It’s not fair, how did she get so good? Then, I spotted her working out her tree-climbing “guns” on the rope climb.

Drat. I’m gonna start having to hit the gym if I’m ever gonna get as good as her.

 

Wet Paint

Wet Paint.

 

I should have known. When your day starts like this….

….. you will end up like this……

sigh.

 

My pal Minnow had a much more successful painting day than I did.

While he created 3 masterpieces (check them out here) I somehow ended up with blue paint in my mouth. Don’t ask.

At least I’m not the only one that requires a bath after painting day….

America’s Cutest Cats

I admit, it took me WAY too long to post this video. Most of my facebook fans know that back in 2010 I made a little cameo appearance on Animal Planet’s America’s Cutest Cats with my farm pal, Cricket. Just a short clip of a good old wrestling match between me and my gal which they noticed on Youtube and requested to use. Check it out:

You might remember that I was also on Animal Planet’s America’s Cutest Dogs with my favorite pony, Minnow!

This makes me sorta like a Reality TV Star then right? It’s only a matter of time before I have my own show – you better get your autographs now, before I’m swamped with paparazzi!

 

blog header image from here.

Somethings Missing

Cricket and I are sad. Sad because something is missing.

It’s Spider the Kitten.

Mom says not to worry, because Spider just had to visit the vet for a few days to get spayed, and that she’ll be back before we know it.

So me and Cricket are going to sit and wait for our feisty little friend to return to the farm. Because things just aren’t the same without her.

P.S. Want to hear all about mom’s trip with Boomerang to the Horse World Expo? And their Extreme Cowboy Race Competition? Check out the ponie’s blog entry all about it HERE!

Cats Climb Trees and Dogs Eat Sticks

Ok fine, maybe cats can eat sticks too…..but it’s not fair that I can’t climb trees!

Regardless, the bigger Spider the Kitten gets, the more fun we have!

Here’s a few videos to prove it…..

She just better teach me how to climb trees soon!

Valentine’s Day Love

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my friends out there! And just in case no one’s told you yet today….

It’s true.

You might be wondering why I’m dressed up in my Artist gear. Well, it’s because over the weekend I was very busy making a very special Valentine’s Day gift for my bestest pal, Trooper.

Just don’t mention this to my girlfriend Cricket, I sorta forgot to get her something! Shhh!

Anyway, here’s what I gave Trooper for V-day…

I made a portrait of him! I think it looks just like him, don’t you? And just in case you forgot to get someone a Valentine’s Day present too, I can make a custom pet portrait for you too!

Check it out in my online shop! Enter code AMMOPAL at checkout to get 10% off your order!

Kisses from your pal, Ammo.

Kitty Sneak Attack

Yesterday I got to do some scampering around the farm with my two favorite kitties, Cricket and Spider, before work.

I still don’t understand how Cricket is perfectly fine in the chilly barn without a sweater and I have to wear TWO winter coats, and I’m still cold! Do you think that makes me a Pansie?

Even little itty bitty Spider has no problem with the Winter air. I’m beginning to think something is wrong with me…..I swear I’m not an “indoor dog”.

oh look, so cute.

Sometimes  I worry about what Cricket is teaching Spider when I’m not around. I mean just look…..they’re both practicing their sneak attacks – on me!

I just wish they wouldn’t practice on me while I’m “compromised”. Can’t a dog relieve himself in private?

And thus ends my exciting morning at the farm. Until next time!

Cat Nap

My new pal Spider may still be young, but one thing is for sure, she’s definitely mastered the cat nap. Bravo Spider, Bravo.

I very much look forward to some “cat naps” in the sun at the farm with my girls, Cricket and Spider.

blog header image from here.

Spider in the Barn

Remember how I said that Cricket, the farm cat, was getting a new friend? Well on Halloween night we FINALLY got to bring our kitten home to the farm.

I read EVERYONE’S name suggestions, and thought long and hard about what would be a perfect name for the little kitten – and in the end – me and Cricket decided to name her SPIDER! You know, on account of that it was Halloween and all – no to mention boy can she climb!!

Please tell me she’s not cuter than me?

I just know me, Cricket and Spider are going to have lots of adventures together when she gets bigger!


Spider image from here.

Changes at the Farm

Apparently life for me and my girlfriend, Cricket the farm cat, is about to change. We have been spending a lot of time together before it’s all different.

Because on Sunday, Cricket is getting a little sister!

I’m not sure how I feel about it. I mean now I have to SHARE Cricket. Yet on the other hand it could be fun to have a little kitten buddy to play with.

Actually, yes….yes it will be fun! I can teach the Kitten how to hunt, just like Cricket taught me when I was just a pup. And we can have super cool wrestling matches (I’ll always win of course). And maybe the kitten will teach me how to climb trees, since Cricket won’t! Maybe I’ll even get to be on another episode of Animal Planet’s America’s Cutest Cats! (A clip of me and my gal Cricket will air on Animal Planet on November 13th at 9PM EST)

Oh Boy, I’m really excited now!

Except for one problem. Mom said I can be in charge of giving my new kitten friend a name….only I can’t think of anything! So I need everybody’s help! Leave me a comment if you have some ideas of what I should name my new kitten.

Countdown till Sunday, when my Kitten buddy arrives! yeah!

farm image from here.