Just having some fun with mom at the farm. I think if I ever wanted to run away, they’d totally let me join the circus. Don’t worry, I have NO plans to run away….I’m just saying, I think I’d be a top pick, don’t you?
Minnow could come with me too. Just check out us doing what we do out at the farm:
Yeah we make a pretty unstoppable pair. Maybe we should just start our own Circus, Trooper could be the elephant and Cricket could be the tightrope walker. Now that’s one Circus I’d want to see!
#1. You’re not above rolling in a pile of horse poop so you can blend into your surroundings
#2. Playing chase with you is always a much welcome challenge, I only wish I could climb trees as well as you could
#3. Your hunting skills far surpass mine, at least I know you’ll always have dinner ready when I come home
#4. Sunbathing in the nude is a daily occurrence for you – I just wish you wouldn’t do it in public
#5. You can hold your own in a wrestling match, I admire that in a companion
#6. You once spent the night trapped underneath a bucket, I was impressed at how brave you were in the face of danger
#7. You also got trapped inside the trunk of a small car, and took a bumpy car ride before someone discovered you, come to think of it – your awareness of surroundings might not be too keen, but I love you anyway
#8. You had kittens with another (but I don’t hold that against you) – you have a wonderful mothering instinct
#9. You were once an orphan wandering the streets – it makes you appreciate home that much more
#10. I think if I got you a stunt helmet and cape you wouldn’t be above jumping through hoops with me
I don’t know how to count any higher, but you get the point. Looking forward to many happy years together.
Love,
Ammo
(super amazing stuntdog who happens to look like a sausage)
