Dear Dr. Seuss,
Apparently I missed your Birthday. It was yesterday.
I would have been way more excited had you written about a super cute Dachshund in a hat. Who wants to read about a cat anyway? Sorry I didn’t get you a present. Maybe next year.
Love,
Your Pal Ammo
P.S. If you have any leftover green eggs and ham please send it my way.
It always starts so innocently. You’re just having a good sniff in the wilderness with your best pal….
….and then the next thing you know, you’re fighting over a towel.
Sometimes you can win the fight…..
….and then other days you’re just feeling really weak restricted by some cumbersome winter coats.
So if you think you “might” lose, there is always one full-proof plan.
Run to mom for help.
And then when your opponent gets scolded by mom…..you attack!
Playing dead afterward will ensure that you get lots of loving from mom.
Now go forth and be victorious. And please, don’t tell Trooper my fighting secrets.
Sometimes my adventures aren’t THAT exciting. But a dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do.
Just twiddling my paws and waiting for my ride to finish getting an oil change.
I was actually quite bummed that mom wouldn’t let me play at the kid’s table. Sigh. We better have a GOOD adventure tomorrow!
Admit it, some of the squeaky toys they make for dogs are just plain lame. Really.
And then there are these squeaky toys from VIP PRODUCTS……
They even have some super tuff dog toys, you know, for dogs like me who are super tough!
You can even sign up to be a toy tester and save big on lots of really cool dog toys! You better believe I’m making my Birthday wish list right now!
I don’t know what to think. Every time I come to the farm it seems like Boomerang is loosing more and more hair. Honestly, I’m a little scared I might be next!
Hang in there pal. I really hope it all grows back!
Yesterday we got more snow. It was fantastic. Everything smells different when it snows.
It’s like I get to re-sniff everything I sniffed before. Even my pal Spider the Kitten likes the snow.
I pretty much taught her everything she knows.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to get back to exploring my new world.
Something about “retro” photos make me think back to the days of my youth. Ah to be young again…..
Somehow you get away with so much more when you’re tiny….
Hard to imagine my pal Trooper was once as tiny as I was. Boy I wish I knew him then….wrestling matches would have been so much fairer. Trooper might have had a chance back then. 🙂
Ok fine, maybe cats can eat sticks too…..but it’s not fair that I can’t climb trees!
Regardless, the bigger Spider the Kitten gets, the more fun we have!
Here’s a few videos to prove it…..
She just better teach me how to climb trees soon!
Now granted I’d much rather be leash free, but sometimes I like being connected to my “person”. Makes me feel a little safe and secure!
So that’s why today’s Friday Fetch is the Lasso retractable leash.
All other leashes let you do one thing- walk the dog. That’s great if that’s all you want to do. But what if you need to stop and run a quick errand while with your dog? Lasso™ is the answer. Just press, lock and go. With over 12,000 dogs injured a year from untied leads, don’t take the risk! Designed for the owner “on the run” with patent-pending quick-click technology. And- it’s also a better everyday retractable leash – more attractive and industrial grade. Beauty…with brains.
You can shop for the Lasso here as well as watch a pretty sweet video!
I have a shadow, as in a kitten shadow, as in Spider the Kitten.
See at the farm it’s MY JOB to help mom bring hay to the ponies! Well now that Spider is getting bigger, she’s trying to be just like me. I mean I know I’m pretty cool, but does she have to do everything I do?
What’s even worse is that she’s trying to show me up!
True, sometimes I get a little distracted from my duties.
It’s kinda hard not to get distracted when there are so many great smells.
But really Spider? Do you have to ride in the wheel barrel and help hand out hay? Come on. You’re making me look bad!