Woodland Creature

Ah the smell of the great outdoors! It’s right up there with the smell of dead animals, bacon, and ponies. Being a farm dog means that there is PLENTY to explore. With 20 glorious acres on the family farm, there is lots of untouched and uncharted territory for one short legged Dachshund like myself. So when mom asked me last week if I wanted to go exploring in the woods, what else can you say but, heck yes I do!

It’s been a while since I last explored me some woods out at the farm, so I kinda thought there might be a chance of finding some woodland creatures. Alas, no hidden gnomes or scary trolls in these parts. Not even a hint of leprechaun gold either! Drat.

Woodland creature hunting sure wore me out. Me and Trooper are already planning our next exploring trip. I told Trooper we need to get a super cool predator vision night goggle cam like our pal Baxter the Dachshund so we can catch those sneaky leprechauns when they come out at night. hehe.

DIY Dog id Tag

Some of you might remember my stylish mustache id tag that I got for Christmas this year. Now don’t get me wrong, it was super cool, but there was one tiny problem…..the curly mustache loops kept getting caught on my blankies.

So I decided to re-gift my id tag to mom – who is now carrying it around on her key chain. I’m pretty thoughtful like that. Now even though mom believed my “re-gift” was very nice, she said I still needed to have some sort of identification (even if I am micro-chipped).

So since we’re cheap resourceful, mom and I decided to try and D.I.Y a dog tag for me! Honestly, I tried to help, but you try holding a needle and thread in a pair of paws! Since I couldn’t do a whole lot of “helping”, instead I’ll share with you how to DIY an ID Tag for your favorite pooch (or kitty, or pony, or lizard).

D.I.Y PET ID TAG

Supplies: Fabric or Ribbon, Needle, Thread, Floss, Scissors

Step 1: Cut a piece of fabric or ribbon to a size slightly larger than you want your tag to be. It’s helpful to use a light colored fabric so you can draw your design on it with a disappearing fabric pen, or you could use a dark fabric with ribbed lines on it as a guide.

Step 2: Choose a needle and thread. Using a Floss is better because it’s thicker and will show up better.

Step 3: If using a light fabric use a disappearing fabric pen to write your pet’s name and phone number onto the fabric. If you choose you can also mark off the area you want to stitch in with white artist’s tape.

Step 4: Begin sewing your letters/numbers by follow the guides you have drawn on the fabric.

Step 5: When you are done you can hem up the sides to make your overall id tag smaller using a sewing machine.

Step 6: Wrap it around your dog’s collar and hand stitch it into place.

 

And then as if by magic your buddy will go from looking like this:

To this:

 

My mustache collar came from Silly Buddy!

Friday Fetch: Barking Mad Wallpaper

Sometimes I like to do a little “home remodeling”. Who says a dog can’t have cool digs? If I had my way, this super cool doggie wallpaper would be plastered all over my palace.

From afar, a traditional pattern emerges; up close, however, it’s a dog’s day. Scottish terriers abound in all sizes and patterns, lending levity to this cheeky pattern.

Scottish Terriers, yes, but what I noticed were the DACHSHUND silhouettes! Yippee for being “in style”.

If you’re looking for something to spruce up your walls for spring you can fetch this wallpaper over at Anthorpologie.

 

Happiness is a Warm Blanket

Blankies are wonderful snuggling companions. They also make really good chew toys. And in my case, sometimes those two things can work against each other. And that is how I ended up in this predicament….

P.S. My pal Trooper likes blankies too. He taught me everything I know. Evident in the above photo.

My Shadow

Silently he follows me. No matter how hard I try I can’t shake him loose.

He sniffs everything I sniff and wags his tail at everything I wag at.

But he’s also really really good at…….

…..making me appear much bigger and tougher than I actually am.

Be scared, because my shadow’s got my back.

Surprise!

Today is my mom’s 189th Birthday! Ok fine, 27 in people years, but it sounds way cooler to say 189. I wanted to get my Mom something extra special because she’s so nice to me.

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But, Dad said he didn’t think she would really appreciate the gesture. So instead I got her this book.

ok fine, Dad got her the book. But if I didn’t know any better I’d say this book, about a SUPER HERO DACHSHUND, was written about me!

Ammo the Super Hero

You can buy your own copy of the book here.

 

Dad also got Mom one of these….

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(Sadly not the cowboy, just the lasso.) It’s so me and Mom can play cowboys! I already signed Trooper up to be the bull we lasso. I think he’s in trouble, because mom has some super sweet lasso moves already. Just check out the video.

Happy Birthday Mom, love your favorite Dachshund side-kick, Ammo

 

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Game Night

Do you know what this wagging tail means? It’s game night…..

Everyone wants me on their lap during game night.

Perhaps it might be because I shout the answers out. hehe.

 

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Friday Fetch: Pod Bag

Lets face it, no dog likes to be left home. That is why I’m telling my mom she has to buy one of these.

We all need a fashion fix now and then…dog’s included. With the introduction of Mungo & Maud’s stylish Pod bag, your loyal friend would be barking mad to miss out. Minimalist in design and finished with a chic leather trim, this refined canvas bag is the must have accessory this season.

Now if only I had $600!

You can fetch the pod bag here from Mungo & Maud

Somethings Missing

Cricket and I are sad. Sad because something is missing.

It’s Spider the Kitten.

Mom says not to worry, because Spider just had to visit the vet for a few days to get spayed, and that she’ll be back before we know it.

So me and Cricket are going to sit and wait for our feisty little friend to return to the farm. Because things just aren’t the same without her.

P.S. Want to hear all about mom’s trip with Boomerang to the Horse World Expo? And their Extreme Cowboy Race Competition? Check out the ponie’s blog entry all about it HERE!

Fight Club

It always starts so innocently. You’re just having a good sniff in the wilderness with your best pal….

….and then the next thing you know, you’re fighting over a towel.

Sometimes you can win the fight…..

….and then other days you’re just feeling really weak restricted by some cumbersome winter coats.

So if you think you “might” lose, there is always one full-proof plan.

Run to mom for help.

And then when your opponent gets scolded by mom…..you attack!

Playing dead afterward will ensure that you get lots of loving from mom.

Now go forth and be victorious. And please, don’t tell Trooper my fighting secrets.