Running with the Ponies

I may not have been frolicking around in the pasture with the ponies in real life, but I certainly was in spirit (although you can catch a glimpse of me in the video below).

Blitz, Boomerang and Minnow really know how to have a good time!

ponies on the farm

ponies on the farm

Nothing like a good romp in the mud on a rainy day! 

The Return of the Speed Bump

ammo the dachshund at work

Ever since I initiated the “Dachshund Speed Bump” at work 2 years ago it has become a permeant fixture in the shop.

ammo the dachshund at work

The location of the “speed bump” changes slightly from day to day, but the main idea is always the same …..

ammo the dachshund at work

…..get as many people as possible to slow down and pet you.

ammo the dachshund at work

I’ll admit, it does sometimes make for an exhausting work day.

ammo the dachshund at work

The hours are long and grueling and you have to be willing to work for dog biscuits alone.

ammo the dachshund at work

But, it helps to keep yourself limber and stretch out every hour or so during the day.

ammo the dachshund at work

So next time you visit my shop please make sure you do not pass over the Dachshund Speed Bump….because I’m watching you! 

 

Did you pack your Swimmies?

ammo the dachshund it's raining cats and dogs

Some of my weekend plans got washed away when a big storm came rolling in on Saturday night.

ammo the dachshund it's raining cats and dogs

I’ll admit, I was a little sad that I had to spend most of my weekend inside of the barn instead of hunting groundhogs and running around the farm.

ammo the dachshund it's raining cats and dogs

In fact, I was tempted just to park myself in the comfiest spot I could find and ride out the storm.

ammo the dachshund rain

My plans changed though when Nitro whispered in my ear, “Hey Ammo, Do you think if it keeps raining like this that we might all float away?”

ammo the dachshund rain

Float away? Float away?

ammo the dachshund rain

Definitely not on my watch!

ammo the dachshund rain

And boy did I watch!

ammo the dachshund rain

And after all that watching nothing got “floated away” – well aside from some of my earthworm pals (but I’m fairly certain they can swim pretty well….I think).

ammo the dachshund rain

Just as a precaution though I packed my emergency swimmies in mom’s car and my Chincoteague Pony Pals on the farm assured me that they are excellent swimmers. It’s times like these that I’m glad I have friends that were born on an island!

 

Dirt, Tunnels, and Spring-time Baths

ammo the dachshund gets a bath

Sometimes I’m completely perplexed as to how I land myself in the bathtub at the end of the day. However, this was not one of those times.

ammo the dachshund on the farm

See last week the ponies had a new “obstacle” set up in the arena that I just couldn’t keep my paws off of.

ammo the dachshund on the farm

It’s enticing “dirtiness” and tunneling capabilities were just calling my name.

ammo the dachshund on the farm

And when Boomerang pointed out that I had a little something on my face – I knew my trip to the bathtub was inevitable.

ammo the dachshund gets a bath

Sigh. At least smelling like sunshine again isn’t all that bad. 

 

Etsy Update: My Painting Pony friends have added some new items to our online shop. Click here to check out the newest paintings created by my pal Minnow the Painting Pony!

Puppy Play Date

Lately I’ve been making a whole bunch of new doggie friends, what can I say, I’m a popular guy. Last weekend me and my new pals had a play date in my back yard.

shilah the husky

This is my new friend Shilah. She’s a 12 week old Husky puppy and she’s oh-so-pretty with her piercing blue eyes.

shilah the husky and Ammo the Dachshund

I was a bit shy when I met Shilah for the first time, but in no time we were running around my backyard playing my favorite game – Chase!

shilah the husky and Ammo the Dachshund

Shilah is a sweet girl, and I think we’re going to be pals for a long long time.

shilah the husky and Ammo the Dachshund

The best thing about her…..

shilah the husky and Ammo the Dachshund

…she knows I ALWAYS get the stick!

shilah the husky and Ammo the Dachshund

Me and Shilah were having such a grand time running around the backyard that we attracted the attention of my new next door neighbor, Harley.

Harley the Rottweiler

shilah the husky and Harley the Rottweiler

Harley I believe is a 16 week old – cute as can be – Rottweiler puppy.

shilah the husky and Harley the Rottweiler

Shilah and I both agreed that our friend Harley should come over and play with us too.

shilah the husky and Harley the Rottweiler

Harley makes me look tiny doesn’t she?

shilah the husky and Harley the Rottweiler and Ammo the Dachshund

But, just because I’m tiny doesn’t mean I can’t play with the big dogs. Me, Harley and Shilah had a blast wrestling and running around the back yard. And the girls quickly learned that I’m the fastest wiener dog on the block!

shilah the husky and Harley the Rottweiler

By the end of our play date the girls were completely worn out.

shilah the husky and Harley the Rottweiler and Ammo the Dachshund

shilah the husky and Harley the Rottweiler and Ammo the Dachshund

shilah the husky and Harley the Rottweiler and Ammo the Dachshund

Guess they can’t keep with a SUPER Dachshund! 🙂

ammo the dachshund

Fetching Finds: Lands End Carry Bag for Dachshunds

landsend carry bag for dogs

Ok, as embarrassing as it is that I’m riding around inside a tote bag in a shopping cart – there is a good explanation for this!

See, on a day-to-day basis I pretty much go everywhere with my Mom – yet there are some places that don’t necessarily hang a “dogs welcome” sign on the door. But seeing as how there are always some exceptions to the rules, mom decided that if I had a bag for these rare occasions that I might be able to tag along anyway. And if riding in a tote bag means that I don’t have to stay home alone, then I’m willing to swallow my pride – as long as no one tells Trooper!

landsend carry bag for dogs

When my new bag arrived I admit, it looked pretty spiffy.

lands end dog tote

It was a Lands End canvas tote bag designed just for dogs. It came complete with a firm base at the bottom for me to stand on, an outside pocket to stash my treats, a zipper to close the top, a neck hole, and a leash attachment for my collar (although I probably won’t use the attachment – just for safety reasons incase I ever fell out or anything).

lands end dog tote

Now I bet your next question is – did I fit? Being as I’m built more like a hot dog than most small dogs, length is an important factor here. Since I’m 17 inches long I probably won’t ever be able to lay down in the bag, but I can sit comfortably in it.

lands end dog tote

Mom says my new bag is designed to hold up to 20 lbs – and after weighing in at a muscular 18 lbs (I’m much bigger than a mini Dachshund) this bag seems more than strong enough to hold my muscular self.

lands end dog tote

I took my new bag for a spin around Lowes yesterday – and it was way more comfortable to sit in than on the mesh-like floor of the cart. Mom also carried me around in it for a bit which is quite fun for me – but Mom says my muscular self is a bit heavy to carry around for too long.

And incase you are looking for a new bag to embarrass carry your dog around in too, here’s my list of pros and cons:

Pros:

  • Can hold up to 20 lbs (much more than most dog carry bags out there)
  • Has a nice solid base to stand on
  • Has a neck hole to stick your head out of
  • Zips up
  • Isn’t too “Paris Hilton” if you know what I mean!
  • Budget friendly at $50 (or $35 if you buy it on special right now)

Cons:

  • If it were truly made to fit a Dachshund body it could stand to be a tad bit longer with the neck hole a little  deeper as well
  • The shoulder straps could be a bit shorter to make it more comfortable for carrying a heavy muscular dog
  • A harness attachment would be a much safer than having a collar attachment

You can fetch your own Lands End Canvas Pet Tote for $50 – or they are currently running a 30% off + free shipping special on their site with will bring it down to $35 before tax!

*disclosure: I was not paid or perked to write this review – I just thought my fans might be interested to hear my review of my new doggie tote bag!

 *UPDATE: For those of you looking for the coupon code for Lands End the deal is 30% off everything + free shipping on orders over $50. Use Promotion Code: ENJOY30 PIN: 1850 Promotion ends 4/23/12 at 11:59pm CST

Rainbows and Sunsets on the Farm

Just as I was finishing up my chores on the farm last week the sky began to darken – and not just because the sun was beginning to set.

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

The rain came and went leaving everything dripping wet on the farm, but it also left something pretty awesome behind.

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

A beautiful rainbow light up the hills behind the farm.

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

I’m not sure Nitro and Jet appreciated how spectacular it was as they stuffed their horsey faces with grass.

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

I on the other hand, know a good rainbow when I see one!

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

As I waddled about the farm enjoying my rainbow I couldn’t help but think that this is truly what SPRING is all about.

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

The garden is growing.

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

Even the weeds are sprouting.

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

And enjoying some rainfall under a rainbow on the farm is heaven….

rainbows and sunsets on the farm

…especially when it brings the earthworms out to play! 

The non-Adventure Days

ammo the dachshund sleeping

Contrary to popular belief, not “everyday” is an adventure at my house.

ammo the dachshund sleeping

On those rare days that there isn’t much going on, I can be found like this.

ammo the dachshund sleeping

Fighting the urge to sleep, because you never know when you need to be ready for your next big adventure.

ammo the dachshund sleeping

ammo the dachshund sleeping

ammo the dachshund sleeping

It’s best to sleep with one eye open too, because…..

ammo the dachshund sleeping

..you never know when the paparazzi is going to show up!

ammo the dachshund sleeping

And everyone knows you don’t want to have photos of you with bed-head circling around on the internet.

ammo the dachshund sleeping

Lucky for me I look cute no matter what I’m doing. *wink* 

 

My Easter Weekend

Did you hear? My disguise worked, and the Easter Bunny visited my house on Sunday!

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

Mr. Easter Bunny brought me a basket full of goodies to open on Easter Morning.

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

I got some new rawhide chews and a new rope toy too – that bunny knows me too well.

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

Are you sure there isn’t any more goodies in my basket?

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

After enjoying all my Easter basket goodies my family came over to enjoy the glorious day.

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

I had fun playing with all my cousins and even my bestest pal Trooper came over.

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

Trooper even brought me my very own Easter Bunny to play with!

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

After me and Trooper had a roaring good time with our new bunny, we helped my non-furry cousins hunt for Easter eggs.

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

It was a wonderful Easter weekend, and it was great to spend time with my friends and family. I hope everyone had as nice a time as I did – and hopefully Mr. Easter Bunny left you lots of goodies too!

ammo the dachshund easter bunny

Easter Bunny Disguise

Last year I had to improvise with my Easter Bunny Disguise so that Mr. Bunny himself wouldn’t skip over my house (on account of all the backyard bunny chasing I had been doing).

Fast forward a year later, and despite my best efforts, I still can’t stop chasing those bunnies in the back yard….it’s just way too fun. So I decided to get official with my bunny disguise this year.

ammo the dachshund easter bunny outfit

Much better right?

ammo the dachshund easter bunny outfit

ammo the dachshund easter bunny outfit

I’ve even been practicing my bunny nose wiggle.

ammo the dachshund easter bunny outfit

There – it wiggled, did you see it?

ammo the dachshund easter bunny outfit

I’m pretty certain there is NO WAY Mr. Easter Bunny can skip my house now, on account of I fit right into the “Family”.