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Trickery

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My mom takes a lot of photos of me, like a way lot. I know it’s only because I’m so adorable she just can’t help it, but little did I know that I was in for some photo trickery!

I was just minding my own business at the farm when suddenly strange noises started coming out of mom’s iphone. Then BAM! mom snapped a photo of me!

Totally uncool.

See thanks to Pawsh Magazine, mom got to test out the new App for her iphone called Pet Pic (update- app no longer available). So instead of my usual bribes of biscuits & delectable treats to tempt me into having my photo taken – I’m being tricked by the alluring sound of squeaky toys and barking dogs. It’s just cruel!

I decided to do a little photo trickery myself. So I stole mom’s iphone and decided to test the Pet Pic App out on the ponies.

Looks like I’m not the only one who likes squeaky toys! Ha ha!

The best part is that the Pet Pic App makes kitty sounds too……hehe……oh Spider……I have a surprise for you……

Fight Club

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It always starts so innocently. You’re just having a good sniff in the wilderness with your best pal….

….and then the next thing you know, you’re fighting over a towel.

Sometimes you can win the fight…..

….and then other days you’re just feeling really weak restricted by some cumbersome winter coats.

So if you think you “might” lose, there is always one full-proof plan.

Run to mom for help.

And then when your opponent gets scolded by mom…..you attack!

Playing dead afterward will ensure that you get lots of loving from mom.

Now go forth and be victorious. And please, don’t tell Trooper my fighting secrets.

Halloween Mullet

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I know you all are DYING to know what I’m going to be for Halloween. Me too!

See the things is, I’ve been so busy getting ready for my big performance this weekend that I forgot to get a new Halloween costume. I know, the horror! So I decided to dig through our box of Halloween goodies instead.

I didn’t get very far before I discovered my Dad’s Mullet wig from when he dressed up as Joe Dirt in college. I mean just look how cool he looked in it…..

Dad as Joe Dirt & Mom as “the bride” in Kill Bill

Except when I tried on the mullet wig I looked more like this…..

Yeah I know, it kinda lost the “mullet effect”.

I think I look more like a lion than a dude with a mullet.

So with my mullet idea shot, I was back to square one with the costume hunt. But then I remembered I had my costume from last year!

It’s my Dragon costume!! (or I guess Dinosaur however you look at it)

I must have bulked up my muscles since last year, because I don’t remember my dragon shirt being quite so tight….

Although I kinda like the skin-tight look…..how else am I supposed to show off my guns?

or maybe…….

I could be a Dragon with a Mullet!!?

ugh, you’re right….still looks like half lion half Dragon, but it could work? I look fierce!

Scratch that. I just look like a tool.

Maybe I’ll just have to enjoy Halloween in the costume I was born with this year…..

My BIRTHDAY SUIT!

You know you want a hug from a naked Dachshund!! I’m super cute! wink wink

So in conclusion…..I still don’t know what I’m being for Halloween….I guess you will have to wait until the big day to find out! Perhaps I’ll get lucky and find something worthy of being worn by a Super Doxie at the Horse Expo this weekend. You never know!