A Dog’s First Day of School

Rumor has it the first day of school is just around the corner.

Ammo the Dachshund gets ready for the First Day of School

Since I’ve never been to school (well technically I did visit a couple of elementary schools, one time my pony came too!), I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Ammo the Dachshund gets ready for the First Day of School

So I put on my bestest school outfit and my reading glasses. Packed my lunch and filled my backpack with all my important school supplies (like cookies and toys).

Ammo the Dachshund gets ready for the First Day of School

Since I’ve never ridden the school bus before (aside from that time I went to the goat races, oh yea and the Fair Hill International Event), I decided to park myself outside my house and wait for it to come pick me up for my very first day.

Ammo the Dachshund gets ready for the First Day of School

All that waiting for the school bus was starting to make me hungry, and my lunch was starting to look pretty darn good.

Ammo the Dachshund gets ready for the First Day of School

And you know what, waiting for the school bus isn’t all that interesting. In fact, it’s kinda boring.

After I waited for about an hour, mom reminded me that school didn’t actually start until NEXT WEEK, and I still had an entire weekend of SUMMER BREAK!

Officially Summer // Ammo the Dachshund

Thank goodness!!! Because Summer was starting to sound a lot more fun than going to school anyway.

Ammo the Dachshund gets ready for the First Day of School

And it’s a good thing school wasn’t starting yet anyway, because I wouldn’t have had any lunch left!

HAPPY ALMOST FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVERYONE! Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Throwback Thursday: Diva Behind the Lens

It’s been a little while since I’ve done a Throwback Thursday post, so today I thought I’d share a little peek behind the lens from way back in 2012.

dapper dachshund ammo

While it’s very true, I know how to take a dashing photo, I also sometimes like to be a little demanding behind the lens.

As in “give me more cookies now”. Supermodels are allowed to be demanding though right?

dapper dachshund ammo

Well, I guess when you look this cute you can be! *wink* Happy #tbt!Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Oh the Places You Sleep: Vol. 5

I bet you never knew napping could be so interesting? Well when you’re a dog and you nap 90% of your life, you tend to get a little creative. Here’s where I’ve been napping over the past month…

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Working Weekend - Ammo the Dachshund gets a new Kitchen

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Working Weekend - Ammo the Dachshund gets a new Kitchen

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Oh The Places You Sleep: Vol. 5 with Ammo the Dachshund

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go take a nap!
Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Check out where else I’ve been sleeping in my “Oh the Places You Sleep” series!

If Only My Legs Were Longer…

We’ve all been there. With just a couple more inches, my whole world would be different….

It’s a real struggle.

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

It’s a wonder I can even manage to do anything! #dachshundlifestruggle

Never want to miss any of the adventures on my blog? Make sure you sign-up for e-mail updates!Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Epic Wrestling Match

My best bud Trooper and I know a thing or two about wrestling. After all we have been doing it since we were just wee pups.

Ammo & Trooper Wrestle with their new Outward Hound Toy

So when we get a new toy, like this Invincibles Snake toy our friends at Outward Hound recently sent us, we tend to go a little nuts with the wrestling!

Ammo & Trooper Wrestle with their new Outward Hound Toy

Ammo & Trooper Wrestle with their new Outward Hound Toy

Ammo & Trooper Wrestle with their new Outward Hound Toy

And when we’re all done wrestling, new toys make the perfect pillows!

If you’d like to snag one of these toys from Outward Hound, you can use code AMMO for 15% off your order thanks to our friends at Outward Hound!

Does your dog have a favorite toy that makes them go crazy with wrestling fever?Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

When Dogs & Cats Play

Disclaimer: This post is brought to you by Chewy. All opinions are my own, and I only share products that I think you will love!

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

My pals over at Chewy.com recently sent me some fun new products to test out. The KONG Active Cat Play Mat and these Free Ranger no stink Bully Stix!

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

The Bully Stixs were AWESOME, but honestly, I couldn’t see what the big fuss was about the Play Mat was.

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

But then mom pulled out a bottle of this Kitty Kush Catnip* that we picked up at BlogPaws and sprinkled a little bit on the activity mat.

*affiliate link

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

Out of nowhere my pal Spider the Kitty showed up and was all about the Kong Play Mat!

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

It didn’t take Spider long to kick me off the mat as she rolled, crinkled (it has this fun crinkle sound just like a plastic water bottle), and scratched around on it.

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

Spider was looking like she was having so much fun with the play mat that Trooper and I were a bit concerned we were missing out on something really fun.

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

That’s ok though, because Spider may have had her play mat, but Trooper and I had Bully Stixs! And with these awesome benefits:

  • Grain-free chews
  • Low odor for indoor chewing
  • Health and safe alternative to rawhide
  • Naturally supports dental health
  • Free range, grass fed beef
  • Gental on the tummy
  • No artificial preservatives, flavors or colors
  • No corn, wheat, soy or rice

…mom felt good about letting us snack on them whenever we wanted!

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

And snack we did!

Dogs & Cats Play // Cat Play Mat & Bully Sticks from Chewy.com

Sorry Spider, you won’t share your play mat, and we won’t share our Bully Stix! Agree to disagree…..or whatever the saying should be here!

If you want to snatch up some of these goodies and more fun stuff for your favorite pet, be sure to check out Chewy.com. They’re one of our favorite retailers for all things pets! And plus you can get FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $49! (make sure you tell them Ammo sent you!) Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Dachshund Life Struggle – Sigh.

Just when you might have thought things were getting “easy” for us Dachshunds, I’ve got a whole bunch of new Dachshund Life Struggles to share with you! No one ever said being a wiener dog was easy…

Dachshund Life Struggle with Ammo the Dachshund

Dachshund Life Struggle with Ammo the Dachshund

Dachshund Life Struggle with Ammo the Dachshund

Dachshund Life Struggle with Ammo the Dachshund

Dachshund Life Struggle with Ammo the Dachshund

Dachshund Life Struggle with Ammo the Dachshund

In case you missed any struggles, be sure to check them all out on my blog. You can keep following along with me on InstagramTwitter, and Facebook to see more #dachshundlifestruggle and if you’ve got a struggle to add be sure to let me know!

P.S. Don’t forget to share my struggles with all your friends…..we have to spread the word about how hard it is to be a dachshund these days! Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

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What to Do on the 4th of July

Happy 4th of July Furiends!

4th of July Holiday. What everyone will be doing!

Don’t lie, we all know this is exactly what you’re doing today! Nothing wrong with that (I’m doing it too….although maybe not the beach part, but I sure wish I was). But I never forget to celebrate the Independence of the good old US of A too!

4th of July // Independence Day // Ammo the Dachshund

I’m Team America all the way! Happy Independence Day! xoxo, Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

 

When Your Dog Yells at You

Sometimes when you’re a dog you just feel like you’re not being heard. Maybe it’s because humans and dogs don’t always speak the same language, and maybe it’s because they just CHOOSE not to listen to what we’re saying. Regardless, every once in a while I need to make a little noise about it….

So next time your dog “yells” at you, you better pay attention, because we have LOTS TO SAY!

Does your dog bark/yell at you too? What do you think he’s trying to say? Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity

Never too Tired to Play

Disclaimer: this post if brought to you by Chewy.com, but all opinions are my own and I only share products I think my readers will love!

The Dog Toy Your Dog Won't be too tired to play with! via Ammo the Dachshund

My friends over at Chewy.com recently sent me a new toy. The KONG Squeezz Ball with Handle Dog Toy not only squeaks, but it’s perfect for tugging too! And even though it was well past my bed time….there was no way I was going to pass up the opportunity to take it for a spin.

Too tired to stand, but NEVER too tired to play with a new toy! How about your dog?

You can fetch the KONG Squeezz Ball with Handle Dog Toy from Chewy.com on sale for about $8!Ammo the Dachshund // Blog Signature // Celebrity