girlfriend | Ammo the Dachshund

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Valentines Day Greeting from the cutest Dachshund

So I hear that this weekend is Valentine’s Day. A day to spend time with those that you love, and show them that you care.

Valentines Day Greeting from the cutest Dachshund

So when I got wind that my old fling, Amira, was back in town I knew I was going to have to do something special on February 14th.

Valentines Day Greeting from the cutest Dachshund

So I popped over to Petsmart to snag Amira a gift from the Martha Stewart Pets line and set out to profess my love for her.

Valentines Day Greeting from the cutest Dachshund

Only Amira is a bit high maintenance…..

Valentines Day Greeting from the cutest Dachshund

….and she just rolled her eyes and said “You better bring me some more toys, because one is not enough for this lady.”

Valentines Day Greeting from the cutest Dachshund

Sorry Amira, no girlfriend is worth sharing all my Martha Stewart Pets toys…. you’ll just have to get your own!

Would your dog do the same? Happy Early Valentine’s Day everyone!

Dear Cricket,

There are lots of reasons why I love you.

#1. You’re not above rolling in a pile of horse poop so you can blend into your surroundings

#2. Playing chase with you is always a much welcome challenge, I only wish I could climb trees as well as you could

#3. Your hunting skills far surpass mine, at least I know you’ll always have dinner ready when I come home

#4. Sunbathing in the nude is a daily occurrence for you – I just wish you wouldn’t do it in public

#5. You can hold your own in a wrestling match, I admire that in a companion

#6. You once spent the night trapped underneath a bucket, I was impressed at how brave you were in the face of danger

#7. You also got trapped inside the trunk of a small car, and took a bumpy car ride before someone discovered you, come to think of it – your awareness of surroundings might not be too keen, but I love you anyway

#8. You had kittens with another (but I don’t hold that against you) – you have a wonderful mothering instinct

#9. You were once an orphan wandering the streets – it makes you appreciate home that much more

#10. I think if I got you a stunt helmet and cape you wouldn’t be above jumping through hoops with me

I don’t know how to count any higher, but you get the point. Looking forward to many happy years together.

Love,

Ammo
(super amazing stuntdog who happens to look like a sausage)