Being a Dachshund means that I was born to hunt, most specifically I was born to hunt down holes! So when an opportunity presents itself for some real-life burrowing practice I can’t possibly pass up the ability to show off my skills. After all I am an expert hunter and burrower.
It’s a shame their wasn’t any groundhogs in there, but regardless I just can’t ever pass up a hole! 
Did you ever find that perfect sunny spot in the house? You know the one, it’s warm and soft, and makes you just want to snuggle up and close your eyes.
There really is only one thing that can drag me from a sunny spot…..COOKIES!
Do you have any? Because I’d gladly lend you my sunny spot for the afternoon if you did! *wink*
Last week I celebrated the hallmark holiday (v-day) at home with my family. Curled up on the couch, with a small token gift or two, it was the perfect way to celebrate the day!
I gave out tons of free kisses, and mom and dad got me a few small items to show how much they care.
Happy Valentines Day Ammo the Dachshund! vine.co/v/brOUBKX9e9m
— Kyley (@kyleydiluigi) February 15, 2013
Yum. #valentinesday treats! vine.co/v/brOP6vHjXUH
— Kyley (@kyleydiluigi) February 15, 2013
A bottle of shampoo & conditioner from my Friday Fetch Feature, Organic Oscar, and a bag of healthy cheese and bacon treats!
Thanks mom and dad, you’re the best! But do you mind if I share my shampoo with Trooper? He’s much stinkier than I am!
Yay, it’s finally here! Valentine’s Day!
Today is the day to share your love with those you care about (although you should make it a point to do that every day!).
I’ve always thought Valentine’s Day is great, especially when you’re wearing rose colored glasses!
I can see things so much clearly now…..
….like how especially good looking you are! *wink* *wink*
But seriously I totally Woof You! Thank you so much for reading my blog, friending me on Facebook, and leaving me nice messages day after day. It makes a dog feel oh-so-loved.
I’m blushing just thinking about all the love!
And because today is Valentine’s Day, I figured it was high time I updated my viral Valentine’s Day Photo, that was taken the very first year I had started my Facebook page, to something even better!
Free Kisses circa 2010
Free Kisses circa 2013
I hope you have a very LOVE -LY day….even without rose colored glasses! xoxo Happy Valentine’s Day!
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so here’s my happy little round-up filled with lots of love for your favorite 4-legged friend.
1. Bowtie Collar from Silly Buddy on Etsy
2. Jax and Bones Red Heart Toy from Petswag
3. Dog Doza Bed from Olive
4. Petego Bowl from Wag.com
5. Make your own Sausage Dog Kit from Jane Foster on Etsy
The special day of love is just around the corner on February 14th, have you gotten something for your Valentine yet? Well have no fear, Super Ammo is here, and I have just what you need in my Etsy Shop!
You can check out my entire line of cards and product in my Etsy Shop, Flying Hero!
Happy Heart Day!
It’s no secret that my mom takes TONS of photos of me. Like for every one you see on my blog there are probably 20 that don’t make the cut.
Now even though I know I’m like the holy grail of cuteness when it comes to dogs, that’s a lot of photos if you think about it – and it also pretty much means that I have a camera in my face 24/7.
Now don’t get me wrong, I love having my photo taken, but sometimes I’m not always in the photogenic mood.
No, sometimes I’m just plain tired and try as I might I just can’t muster the energy to put on a show for the camera.
But just as soon as I decide I’d much rather take a nap during today’s photoshoot I’m reminded of all of you.
Yes, I’m reminded of those of you reading my blog in secret at work, or sneaking a peek on your phone during class, or waiting to catch a glimpse of my adorable mug on my Facebook page. And I am ashamed. Ashamed for showing you a photo of my behind – while still very adorable – it just doesn’t cut it.
So I gathered my strength, and gave it all the effort my tiny little hot dog body had to make your day a little brighter.
It’s my half smile. You’re welcome.
It’s almost Valentine’s Day! And that means you should be spending every single second scouring for the PERFECT gift for your 4-legged friends. And if you haven’t been, well shame on you, but not to worry – I did a little searching for you and come up with some great gifts for your special little furry Valentine!
Valentine’s Day Dog Cookies from Dogville Farms
Valentine’s Day Tug Toy from Three Sassy Sisters
Cupid Dog Outfit from I Lick You
Valentine’s Day Dog Card from Cuore
Last week I was busy working away on a secret project for the Holidays. I made Christmas Cards! Yay!
Mom fashioned a beard for me out of some cotton and a string and I happily posed for portraits in a cheerful little Santa hat we got at the dollar store last year.
Picture taking always proves to be the easy part, it’s coming up with the inside greetings that takes a little more effort.
But this year I came up with my very own version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas….
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And left tiny paw prints all covered in soot.
The beard of his chin was white as the snow,
His twinkling eyes gave off a warm glow.He spoke not a word, but gave out a sigh,
As he gobbled the milk & cookies in the blink of an eye.He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
“I like peanut butter cookies, next time get it right!”
You can fetch your very own set of my Holiday Greeting Cards HERE. Send a little Christmas Cheer to everyone you know! And because I love you all oh so much, enter the code AMMOPAL at checkout to get 10% off your order. Yipee!
I may not have been wearing “red” but that didn’t stop the Big Bad Wolf from finding me.
Off in the distance I spotted him.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but luckily for me I’m a Fearless Dachshund.
“My what big teeth you have” – me
“The better to eat you with” – wolf
“Why that’s no way to greet a stranger, how about a good old-fashioned butt sniff instead” – me
And we all lived Happily Ever After.
The End