Mornings on the farm can be pretty peaceful.

I’m usually greeted at the door by my partner in crime, Spider the kitten.

Most mornings she yells at my mom to feed her – while I dart inside to figure out what new adventures there are to be had.

Sometimes the only “adventure” to be had is sunbathing in the morning sun. And that’s ok.

But other days, you just itch for something more exciting. Something that makes you want to shout from the roof tops your groundhog hole. And just when you think that there might not be any “adventures” to have – the heavens shine down and your day becomes glorious again – because you found a DEAD SNAKE!

And the only reasonable thing you can think of to do……

……roll on top of that sucker until you smell just as stinky as it does.

It really turned out to be a glorious morning on the farm, don’t you think?

But don’t worry, even if you didn’t find a “dead snake” this morning the day is not lost…..

…..because I’m more than happy to mail you my dead snake – so you can also have a glorious morning too!